I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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