You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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