Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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