Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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