Kiss
Puke
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
