Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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