Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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