we have pet lesbian snakes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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