Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
