am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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