Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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