I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I checked into jail on foursquare
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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