Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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