Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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