is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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