Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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