There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
