That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
