belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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