My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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