the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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