I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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