I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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