dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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