these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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