fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
