it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
All I want is dick and wine.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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