wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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