He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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