Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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