Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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