I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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