Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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