So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
