So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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