have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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