i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
