Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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