awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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