Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
