im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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