god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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