So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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