I don't remember. Are we still dating?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I believe in your delicious
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
