The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
His hands were made for my vagina.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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