dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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