Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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