I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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