They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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