Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'm really busy with my period
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