Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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