At least make sure they are 18
Why
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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