I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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