My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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