I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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