we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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