Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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