dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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