Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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